Weird AF News
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Floridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after his toddlers were seen holding guns, beer and marijuana in social media photos. Floridaman cook arrested fo...
Butt Breathing has been declared safe for humans. Many Americans will become obese overnight without gaining a pound.
Breathing through our butts is now delcared safe by researchers. American's will soon get more obese overnight without gaining a single pound. Woman f...
Elderly man fakes his death to see who would come to his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because of loud squeaks.
Elderly man in India fakes his own death just to see who would attend his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because the footwear makes loud squ...
Mosquitoes discovered in Iceland for first time ever. Restaurant called Whitexicans caused offense and trauma.
Scientists discover mosquitoes in Iceland for first time ever. New York Mexican restaurant called Whitexicans causes some trauma to people with too mu...
Watch an ad, get some toilet paper at these dystopian toilets. City bans black cat adoptions ahead of Halloween.
City in Spain bans black cat adoptions for fear of twisted Halloween rituals. Artificial Intelligence chatbot suggests users try some heroin. Dystopia...
Floridaman keeps prostitute, punches father. Floridaman attacks strip club manager with a cheeseburger.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman punches his father after being ordered to remove the prostitute from their home. Floridaman robs store of scratch lottery...
An island has over 1 million cats and it's a problem. African lawmaker killed when his car hits an elephant.
Zimbabwe lawmaker and poet died after his car hits an elephant. You will soon be able to sext erotic content on ChatGPT like an adult. The island of C...
Dozens of mystery sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland. Mother livestreams her childbirth on Twitch to tens of thousands.
Dozens of sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland at the amusement of locals. Twitch streamer livestreams her birth to over 30,000 viewers. Wake up and...
There's a marathon where racers must eat Taco Bell along the route. Catholic church's altar wine so popular people order it in local bars.
Denver hosts a 31 mile marathon where racers have to eat Taco Bell along the way. Catholic Church in Kenya had to replace their altar wine after it go...
Florida woman dumps 75 used tampons on her ex's lawn. Floridaman caught with thermos inside his rectum while at jail.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman caught sneaking a large thermos inside his rectum into the jail. Floridaman attacks his wife for not eating at Chili's wit...
Lady swallows 8 live frogs to cure back pain. Marijuana delivery carrier pigeons in NYC?
Old Chinese woman swallowed 8 live frogs to cure her back pain. New York City cannabis dispensary will launch marijuana delivery carrier pigeons. Man...
Airline will charge passengers to recline their seats. Tired single woman buys a billboard to find a husband.
WestJet budget airline will charge passengers for reclining in their seats. Oldest and most haunted Las Vegas hotel will pay you $5k to hunt for ghost...
Please stop sending AI videos of Robin Williams to his daughter. Halloween decorations of dead local officials got a man arrested.
California bans overly loud commercials on streaming services. Robin WIlliams' daughter asks fans to stop sending her AI videos of her deceased father...
Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.
USPS mail carrier was shot by an Amazon delivery driver. A 22 year old male posed as a high school student and attended school for 19 days. Portland O...
Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman kills and eats his pet peacocks after dispute with a neighbor. Floridamen arrested after Netflix argument escalates to gun...
Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn.
Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for a squirrel on a hunting trip. Maxwell House will rebrand themselves Maxwell Apartment because they're insensit...
Women's chests will be checked for illegal breast implants in North Korea. Dog owner kidnaps the man that ran over his dog, robs him.
Kim Jong Un orders breast checks to make sure North Korean women don't have those UN-socialist breast implants. Indian courts order doctors to fix the...
Passengers eat their passports mid-flight. High School teacher fed a live kitten to the classroom snake.
Flight descends into chaos as two male passengers eat their passports mid-flight. Teacher apologizes for feeding a kitten to the classroom snake. Chin...
Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Passenger caught with skull and human bones at Florida airport. Floridaman stole over 100 manhole covers. You can now carry your gun...
Vicious squirrel attacks and hospitalizes town residents. Graveyard coffee truck banned from serving a hospital because of their "offensive" name.
Vicious squirrel attacks a California community, hospitalizing two residents. US bars Iranian diplomats from shopping at Costco without special permis...
Italian tourist city will tax all visiting dogs. Aspen will make improvement to their Glory Hole Park.
Italian city will tax the tourists for their visiting dogs as they clamp down on canines. Missouri woman sentenced for trying to fraudulently selling...
DoorDash driver alerts police of hostage situation after delivering kidnapping items. Teacher arrested for using fart spray on campus.
Assistant teacher arrested for using fart spray at the school causing thousands in damages. Pennsylvania bis driver accused of blasting the heat on th...
Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in plane crash. The Rapture is tomorrow but do NOT sell your house.
British scientists discover that tea can be grown on the moon. Fools, I mean people are selling their belongings in anticipation of the upcoming Raptu...
Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Floridaman in scuba diving outfit robs a restaurant, swims away.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman kills his roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Florida woman punches an alligator to save her puppy. Flo...
Psycho tunnels into his upstairs neighbor's apartment after disagreements. Drug dog visits school, drug dog sniffs teacher, drug dog finds drugs.
Samsung smart refrigerators will play on-screen ads to users during breakfast. Man is charged with tunneling into his upstairs neighbor's apartment af...
Man urinates on customers during movie screening of Demon Slayer. Court rules that digital avatars have feelings and can be compensated.
South Korean court rules that it's illegal to insult virtual pop idols. Holocaust survivor ends up beaten to death by in a retirement home by a wheelc...
Cheating scandal rocks world rock skimming championships. Airline bans flight crew members from drinking coffee.
Cheating scandal rocks the rock skimming world championship. British Airways bans flight crew members from drinking coffee pretty much anywhere. Paren...
Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in Walmart. Fed up nuns escaped their crappy retirement facility.
Defiant daring nuns escaped a terrible retirement home to go back to their convent. UK Doctor left in the middle of surgery to have sex with a nurse e...
Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother's privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacked a couple with bug spray after they cut him in line at a Publix store. Floridaman runs over a foot model after bei...
College kids skinned a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumps overboard to avoid his gambling debts.
Students at Cornell University caught skinning a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumped overboard to avoid his gambling debts. Jel...
Doctor amputated his own legs for the excitement. Kentucky man stabbed his brother in the genitals and we don't know why.
Surgeon doctor jailed after amputating his own legs as a sexual fetish. Kentucky man broke into his brother's home and stabbed him in the testicles wi...
Teen girls being used as hitwomen in organized crime wars. Elderly woman tricked by romance scammer pretending to be astronaut.
Hikers rescued after a crazy high mushroom trip in the wilderness. Teenage girls are being used as hitwomen in gangwars in Sweden. Elderly woman in Ja...
Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman calls 911 to report cocaine in his butt.
FLORIDA FRIDAY THROWBACK - Floridaman broke into a woman's home to pet her pat. Floridaman with no arms stabbed a tourist in Miami. Floridaman with a...
Influencer sells her hot farts for big money. Singer poisons bandmate with hormones to steal his girl.
THROWBACK EPISODE - Singer poisons bandmate with hormones in order to steal his girlfriend. Hot influencer sells her farts online for big money. Woman...
Beachgoers brave poop water over labor day weekend. Woman give birth to a Raver Jesus baby at Burning Man.
Fecal contamination warnings over Labor weekend doesn't totally discourage US beachgoers. Taco Bell used AI tech for their drive-thru and the result w...
Florida woman toilet papers neighbor's car while wearing hotdog costume. Florida fake dentist used Krazy glue on customers' teeth.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested for putting toilet paper all over neighbor's car while wearing a hot dog costume. Florida woman arrested for p...
Customer lights himself on fire after his flight is canceled. Dead lady nominated for mayoral candidate in UK.
Political party in the UK chose a dead lady for mayoral candidate. Dozens of students attacked by bees on the first day of school. Customer set himsel...
Orgy Dome destroyed after too much blowing at Burning Man. Beef Bandit arrested with all the beef in his pants.
Burning Man Orgy Dome completely destroyed by high winds blowing. Beef Bandit arrested with so much beef down his pants, it's ridiculous. Japanese onl...
Radioactive shrimp from Walmart may give you super powers. Old man sets fire to his care home after denied date with his girlfriend.
81 year old man set fire to a care home after staff denied him a trip with his girlfriend. Edmonton police warn public to be on the lookout for huggin...
Teen girl sold her boyfriend to a telecom slave compound. Flight attendant found naked on drugs in the bathroom mid-flight.
City in Japan proposes two hour daily limit on smartphone use. British Airways flight attendant found naked on drugs in the bathroom. Teen Chinese gir...